大年初一

new year 1st day night, 大年初一欢天洗地

at night i drive my mum kancil go my friend house, then accidently pump this kelisa's ass

it ass skin fall a bit, the car owner fiercely jump out from his car, 1st word he tell me, how u drive car de o?..(can i answer him use my hand drive la, use leg push brake use hand turn 死特令) . then the owner quite angry. Actually i not living at that place, i come from my kampung to this kampung, this kampung more palia a bit. New year ma, all relative bk hometown ma, then whole street auntie uncle stand out, some of them stand at their house, some of them come out & check the car ass, they are not (forman) but they think they are. they just stand there like watching drama, uncle come check car, then auntie at home chat lo, they said wah that boy ar, drive so fast, he wrong ler, wat wat wat, talk cock there. really sienz de lo, auntie uncle..wtf pump that sohai car, is i wan de meh? really ban lai talk cock..Zzz the freak kampung road supar narrow , zZ i oledi drive till veli side liao oso kena his car, 撞出一个春天来。new year ma.. shud speak good thing de.zZ. the power of kampung ppl ZZZ

my car ass kena his car ass, but my car ass more stronger, his ass skin drop a bit.

nvm nvm nvm.. this thing over ler..nvm nvm,
many day pass liao, that sohai owner call come. said his car ass skin need RM350 lai repair, wat skin lai de o, so expensive, really sohai la........zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ
but not me settle la.. my brother help me settle XD i feel pain oso...